Good news everyone! I’ve invented a teleportation device to put on display at the Millennial Fair!
I just need you, my loyal delivery crew, to deliver it on time. Just be careful, and whatever you do, don’t activate it near any blue crystals! Together they could disrupt the timestream in ways we can’t possibly understand!
An epic Chrono Trigger/Futurama crossover from brentalfloss: The Comic!