Portal 2 “Long Fall Boot” Socks

Hello investors, Cave Johnson here!

If you’re familiar with Aperture Science, you’ve probably seen our patented Long Fall Boots in action.

But did you know that on top of making our quantum tunneling devices safer and more efficient, they’re extremely stylish as well?

I sure didn’t! But Caroline told me so, and I always trust her opinion on fashion!

So with that in mind, we developed an all new consumer product, Long Fall Boot Socks! Finally you too can look like an Aperture test subject, without the hassle of wearing actual protective safety gear.

Cave Johnson, we’re done here.

Regular price $8.99